Okay, okay…sorry, I had to do it. Yeah, I know it is cheap, tacky, uncalled for, and just wrong. I get it, I know it…but I still had to do it.
So is it true…did breastfeeding almost kill Trump? Maybe. Probably not. Okay, it didn’t.
The United States Secret Service…the folks given the responsibility to guard the most important people in the US government admitted that one of their agents was busy breastfeeding her baby instead of doing her job as an SS agent protecting Trump during a recent event in North Carolina. But, it gets worse.
You see, SS agents are not supposed to have their children at any events where the agent is on-duty. But, it gets worse.
The woman in question was breastfeeding in a room that is designated for only sensitive and tactically important work during the event in case of emergency. But, it gets worse.
The woman in question was breastfeeding without the permission of, or even the knowledge of, the SS agent in charge of the site.
So there you have it…decide for yourself. But it raises some questions of mine…
Would this have happened with male agents? Possibly. A trans-man/woman SS agent could have been pretending to breastfeed a baby of unknown gender as well.
Was the SS agent in question an actual biological female breastfeeding or was “it” a parent of unknown gender pretending to breastfeed a child of undesignated gender?
When the supervisor walked in on “it” breastfeeding, did “it” file a sexual harassment complaint against the supervisor?
What female rights were violated during the entire event/incident and was appropriate adverse action taken against the entire male population of the Secret Service?
Do they only have complete freaking morons and idiots working for the SS now?
So here is my real question…Could the US Secret Service be any more of a clown show? Could they be any more derelict?
Then again…this is what you get when you have an agency that is specifically not authorized in the Constitution.
Note #1: I apologize for initially using the pronoun “her” and the label “woman” when describing the “it” involved in the incident. No person was harmed in the writing of this post. No offense was intended in the writing of this post. No jumping
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